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The Newgrounds Review Destroyer @NGReviewEater

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Posted by NGReviewEater - March 6th, 2010


And how to use the mods' laziness to delete and ban shit to your advantage.

I know the mods aren't going to clean up this bullshit, but whatever. I'm not going to bother contacting any of them, for I know I'll get a bullshit reply such as "I'll mod it when I feel like it" or no reply and no administration at all. Let's see what happens, but I know I'm right. To see if I'm right, go to the BBS search bar, select "Author" instead of "Topic", enter the poster's user name (user name listed in picture), and search within posts made in 3/16/10 for the +1 post.

Not like Newgrounds gives a fucking shit if you "feel like you want to mod it". You do the fucking work if you have to do when given to you, or resign your fucking useless position as a moderator. Ignorant jackasses. A flagging system will definitely discipline these lazy fat ass pricks like how the review moderators are disciplined (or else they would be in a fucking mess like the BBS mods are).

Wade needs to spank some of the moderators and get them TO FOCUS. Shit slips through the cracks 3 out of 5 times, and honestly, those that do slip never get trashed at the long run.

Also half of this guy's BBS posts deserve to be destroyed.

To the serious users, yes these posts below are indeed against the rules for they promote bandwagon jumping, +1 spam, no conversation value, name calling/insults, and, to a degree, backseat modding.

Also, I bet the moderators are going to play with me and immediately delete this crap to make me look like an ass.

How to +1 spam on the BBS and look super cool to the community


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 6th, 2010


ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 1 day. You have 8 hours, 42 minutes and 21 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Bumping old threads with "review" in the title. - Zerok

Please read the BBS rules.

This ban expires: 3/19/09


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 6th, 2010


This morning my house literally fucking shook! I got up today thinking there was an earthquake! Immediately I heard sounds of saws cutting down something. When I went outside I noticed that there was a tree removal crew outside cutting two useless trees that had 0 leaves. Being the nerd I am, I HAD to take Newgrounds with me to the site! Unfortunately my dad stole the fucking laptop with the webcam (FUCK) so I couldn't stream the whole scene on Ustream. Nevertheless, I decided to bring NG with me by using my camera! So today I took 60 pictures of the cutting process. It still is going on as I write this news post.

WARNING: Due to the fact that I had to clear out some of my Newgrounds Guide material out of my Dumping Grounds, and no other image sharing place can host these large images (6 MB per image; 320 MB of images in total), these pictures will be deleted within 30-60 days.

Well I failed to take a picture of the two pieces of tree trunk, but in the February 2010 snowstorm the East Coast has received (which I will also explain about like I am in this post within a few weeks) I managed to capture 2 pictures of those "trees" (if you can call it one) here:

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/9d bddc925f5a1298c87a2569559ebd21

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/42 70ff003d25d5e56d5853413b15de98

Notice they don't have any leaves on them, but rather are ugly standing pieces of tree trunks.

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Also this isn't the first "Take-NG-With-Me" tour. There are 3 more I'm yet to show to all of you:

My trip to Florida
The Devastating February 2010 winter storm
My Trip to the Franklin Institute


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 6th, 2010


Sorry guys I have banned all of you from posting here.

Don't worry though; you all will be unbanned shortly. I'm simply curious to see how many users you can ban from your user page (in other words, figuring out number of users that can be in your ban list).

There is a 100 name limit on your PM block list, AND on your PM contacts list (100 for block, 100 for contact). However it doesn't say the name limit for user page bans.

I didn't do this in the SMBS account for I don't want to cut out people from posting abusive reviews.

All of you can temporarily comment on the abuse post, and treat that like a lounge until this user page is open.

YOU ALL ARE BANNED


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 5th, 2010


ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 1 day, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 26 seconds until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Hey supermariobross, please don't use gimmick accounts on the BBS.

Please read the BBS rules.

This ban expires: 4/1/10

This ban [message] is toilet tissue; I don't need to look/observe at it, I can wipe my dirty stinky ass with it, flush it down the toilet, and not have any moments of regret.

If that didn't make any sense, YES I'm not going to listen to the ban message at all; I'm going to simply dispose of it and act like it never happened without regret.

And this is just the fucking beginning.

To those who are confused as to why I'm posting to the BBS, I'm doing some extensive research on how a new user would feel like on the BBS (as in how other regular users would treat a new user), so I'm hiding behind a 2010 account that was made a few days ago. Unfortunately the mods (and liljim started it) exposed who is really behind it (me), but still research is going to continue. I can't jot down how a new user would be treated by the mods, but I CAN, however, jot down how they can be treated by other BBS users. It's part of the Newgrounds Guide, and even if it means ignoring what the ban message is saying and not following it, I'm still going to continue this research. I'm maintaining a journal where I write down everything I did with the account, anything I learned from it, tips that can be helpful for the NG Guide, and so on. The sections I'm going to work on the NG Guide is scrambled/randomized; I can work on the BBS one day, and work on reviews guides the next, or work on the flash guides 3 days later.

The journal will be posted on NGReviewEater (this account) once research has been completed, so you all can see my findings and the true story. I'm going to ignore ban messages; I don't give a shit on what the moderators say. If I'm crossing my boundaries so fucking be it. I'm going to do what I want to do, because I'm not going to surrender guide quality to some opinionated moderators. And my decision is FINAL on that part. The worst the moderators can do is slam 30 day bans repeatedly, but all it can do is only suspend the research. I can still work on other parts of the Newgrounds Guide while that account is BBS banned; particularly the preliminaries.

Related pics:

Ban message.

Failed moderation.

Invincibility.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 5th, 2010


You will stop producing testosterone (so say bye-bye to massive muscle growth), your penis will go in and turn into a vagina, and you are now a female (girl) with just an X chromosome.

Discuss this monstrosity. Now with all that said, imagine for those that decide to get a sex change.

FYI, every single one of you was a girl when you were a fetus. However the Y chromosome had genes that caused that vagina to come out and turn into a penis. If no Y chromosome is present you're a female with a vagina.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 5th, 2010


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