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The Blank Page

Posted by NGReviewEater - September 13th, 2010


When writing an essay, when you open a new document you are confronted with a blank page.

Doesn't the blank page intimidate you?

It's like as if the blank page is mocking me that I have nothing to write and that I failed in writing.

But once I start conquering the blank page, I continue writing while beating the shit up until I come to a stopping point (be it the end of the paragraph or the whole essay).

Who feels the same way? Who feels a different way?


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yeh its like oh fuck i still havent started..

Hahaha exactly.

The blan page actually inspires me. i have a lot of ideas and it just comes to mind my and as soon as the blank page is up it's no longer blank. that;s for me anyway,

Hmmm that works best when it comes to writing something that is not to be graded (scored).

Nah, I just copy and paste off wikipedia anyways.

Example: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_australia">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geograph y_of_australia</a> Just take out the hyperlinks and it's perfect :)

Lazy cunt alert.

The UK school system must really be retarded if you can get away with that...

Damn you page of blankness......

Exactly.

Also, geuss who just got to level 100 on OMGPOP.com?

dude... nobody cares about your stats on another site.

We're on www.newgrounds.com and we care about stats here (and not so much here either).

^Guess which 2 people reached level 60 on <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">www.newgrounds.com</a>?

HAH.

Bomb and Pimp.

OMGPOP > NG imo

OMGPOP = #14,500 most visited site in the internet

Newgrounds = #870 most visited site in the internet

Your theory = fail

Actually idk there about the same

The internet user base thinks differently.

Dude... Why are you being so negative? Let me explain ;)

1. Hmm, don't quite see how any school system can get past that. It's a good strategy. Yes, maybe I'm a lazy cunt, but how does the American school system cope with this? I'm genuinly interested.

2. Well, I suppose. But it's level 100, a massive achievment. I bet if you were in a happy mood you'd appreciate it ;D

3. Yes, I can belive that. Still, I don't think that's a good measure of quality. OMGPOP doesn't get any advertising at all, and NG kinda does (with their preloaders in flashgames and stuff on other sites) so I think that's not fair. Literaly 95% of OMGPOP users love it, that's just not many people. What makes it even less fair is that OMGPOP actually used to be a different domain, which would reduce the number of hits you measured. You'd have to combine it with iminlikewithyou.com to get accurate results, which would probably double the hits.

Hmm. Confusing stuff.

1. We Americans have tools that can determine whether or not an essay has been plagiarized from an internet source, so that will get people like you in trouble.

2. Hmm you're right I'm in a bad mood since I have a LOT of work on NG to catch up on (hence why I wasn't in the chat today).

3. Oh boo hoo does it really matter? Even with the advertisement NG still has a lot more popularity than OMGPOP. The gap between the two ranks is like 15,000 sites, so even if you add up both sites it probably wouldn't come close to #1,000.

NG was smart enough to release NG preloaders with links to this page and spread their content throughout the web, and the artists here also take advantage of the API (free money WOOHOO) which promotes NG even more.

So yeah it's fair. All the effort into that shit (especially the API) really pays off in the long end.

Newgrounds is the first flash portal to be launched in the whole internet, and is still the largest flash portal in the internet. And to tell the truth Newgrounds is an underdog since 99% of my school have no idea what Newgrounds really is... only one of my best friends visit this place.

EDIT: Also Newgrounds gets 2,200,000 visitors each day. How much does OMGPOP get? 1,000,000? How much is it worth? NG is worth $30,000,000

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