Lately many section of NG have been overfilling with crap and gibberish and blatant spam. I've been spending a lot of my time making blank posts, and also observed a lot of sections of NG. And to be honest I'm not too happy of what I'm seeing. Stolen/abusive shit in the Flash Portal slip through the cracks a majority of the time. Award stealing with faggots spewing 10/10 reviews for utter shit occurs and leads to no Underdog or Review Crew Pick. The Audio Portal is in horrible condition with stolen/racist/abusive tracks, and a lot of samples stolen from the original track. The Art Portal takes a long time to get stolen/abusive art cleared out. The BBS is now over-pouring with too much +1 gibberish smartass/asshole posts and bullshit topics that needs to be deleted. Abusive reviews are now being shat out at high rates in which a good majority are being missed. Worst of all, the moderators are being too slow or inefficient to handle all this horse shit, and/or are not active [enough] to take care of this crap. Some of which just sit there doing absolutely nothing, or let everything slide.
It is now time for us (the abusive review crew) to reduce the amount of abusive crap on Newgrounds and turn the image of this site around. I feel pretty fired up right now to go fucking rampant and insane in the flash portal, flagging anywhere from 100 to 200 reviews in 30 minutes. The Flash Portal now needs to be monitored more carefully so that anything that breaks the rules can be immediately flagged and pulled out of the portal. We need mass-whistling on abusive reviews to get that shit cleared out. We need MASSIVE PM FIRING to the lazy-as-shit BBS moderators to get off their asses and delete all the crap that is plastered by the shitty user base. Be it 50 PMs to 4 moderators regarding 2 abusive threads, we got to fucking do it or else their lazy fat ass won't comply. I don't care if this means hurting users that the majority of the user base loves, I don't care if it means getting a bunch of users in trouble, I don't care if I'm going to get a lot of flaming from butthurt users; all abuse WILL BE FLAGGED AND TERMINATED WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED AND NO SECOND THOUGHTS CONSIDERED. That's right we're going to fight all-out.
Our main targets of abuse on Newgrounds are abusive reviews, abusive flashes, and abusive BBS posts (not BBS threads yet since that's a little more difficult). For the BBS the targets are abusive posts ONLY. The General forum and Video Game forum is what we're going to try to improve and clean up (although we will also look into other forums from time to time). Again, it's not posting to the forums that's going to improve it, but rather wipe out the abuse. The crew can post to the thread if they wish, but it's not mandatory for our job to be done. This is going to be tedious as hell, and there are times where we want to just stop doing this job; but if you really are dedicated like I am to improving this site, then start fighting the resistance and start (or make an attempt to) cleaning up this goddamn place.
When you accumulate a lot of abuse, go to the abusive review post (now is going to be called "The Newgrounds Abuse Killing Post") and post links to all that abusive shit in there. The flash portal, massive clearing of abusive reviews, and the NG BBS are what we are trying to clean up and improve. See you there.
Improve in this case doesn't mean posting good posts on the BBS and engaging the thread/user base, or submitting great flashes to the flash portal or submitting long reviews. That's not enough to brighten the image of the site, or improve a section of the site (especially the BBS). Improve means to clear out existing abuse on Newgrounds, and improving the image that way with assholes kicked out. Regardless of what the moderators say about this task or how many users whine or how much work this is, this fucking job is still going to get done, and be done PROPERLY. I could care less about what the moderators say, and even less about what (butthurt) users say. It's time for me to go way fucking overboard on Newgrounds than ever before, cross my limits, go fucking batshit insane, and start being an abuse-hungry monster that is NEVER satisfied of its meal. This can mean flagging 200 reviews a day, posting 20 blank posts, reporting 100 BBS posts a day, and blamming a lot of submissions. It's time to start a revolution against abuse, and make a huge, noticeable, positive impact on Newgrounds. And no matter how much discouraging shit the moderators say against us or how many butthurt users are pissed at us, that shall not let us slow down, but rather drive us to capture even more abuse and throw it to where it belongs: in the trash can to hell.
NGReviewEater
First catch:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1147334">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 147334</a>