13 reasons why I have destroyed my BBS posts

From most priority to least priority:

1. To prevent me from looking like a hypocrite in the NG Guide
2. To get rid of the administration (ban) button so that opinionated Malachy can't [ab]use it anymore
3. To hide my ban history from the BBS moderators
4. To wipe out my entire existence on the shitty forums
5. To free up server space, and the loss of server space due to the blank posts will be compensated by the deletion of the spam I have posted on the BBS, along with my unchangeable refusal to make more posts on the BBS
6. To prevent looking like an asshole and a statwhore
7. To destroy some of the threads on the BBS
8. To fuck up some post whores' post counts that they masturbate to
9. To never see the name "SuperMarioBrosS" in yellow on the forums again
10. To get rid of the Sonic fanboyism I left behind
11. To make the SuperMarioBrosS account invincible from the BBS moderators
12. To divide Malachy's advice by -1; instead of posting more to the BBS, mind as well do the opposite and destroy the existing ones.

13. To glare at that big fat 0 next to my BBS post count, and have a smile of satisfaction that my BBS problems with the BBS users have mostly (but not fully) ended on the BBS. The one problem that has not ended (and may never end) is the one with Malachy, who decided to go as far as to tricking Wade into destroying my 2,200 news posts, thus ultimately destroying my Newgrounds Guide and months of hard work. I would have covered the entire fucking flash portal and a little bit of the audio portal by now if that jackass kept his selfish ass where it belongs: in the shitty BBS. Instead of digging his nose into a place he doesn't belong in.

Thank you Wade for deleting all my BBS posts. Now in a few years I may get this account's post history destroyed as well, thus ultimately protecting my sorry ass from the mods.

**EDIT**

WOW look at this:

13 reasons why I have destroyed my BBS posts

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Spaintendo 2010-03-20 13:53:51

You sir, are a Newgrounds paranoid
Just say that you felt like doing it

NGReviewEater 2010-03-20 13:53:51

TL;DR, what Spaintendo just said.

FYI I'm not paranoid of the portals or user pages. Just the BBS.

ManlyMan97 2010-03-20 14:15:12

I don't really think that deleting some BBS posts can get rid of fanboyism.
Also, if you had BBS posts, you could show viewers of the guide that you learned over time and know what the BBS is like, instead of ranting about how it is a piece of crap.

NGReviewEater 2010-03-20 14:15:12

Actually it does. Find one post (news post, BBS post, or review) that has fanboyism.

With Wade deleting my news posts, the only part where I was fanboyish was in my BBS posts and reviews. Then with Wade deleting all my reviews and BBS posts, there is no fanboyism left (unless you consider the NG Guide being fanboyish to NG). The Sonic images in this and the SMBS account have little fanboyism, but the NG topics in news posts dominate the fanboyism completely.

I didn't learn anything from the BBS when posting. A lot of the things I learned was from simply reading threads and not at all posting. The BBS guides was born that way.

Posting to the BBS killed me a lot more than reading threads, and eventually when I quit posting you can say "SMBS officially died on the BBS due to Malachy & SevenSeize".

Fro 2010-03-20 18:20:06

Lol. Or you could just grow up. That stuff works too.

Chdonga 2010-03-25 22:08:40

He only hates the BBS because he got banned for backseat modding and whining when he couldn't make this shitty 'game' on the general board, which is totally an unfair rule that isn't universal throughout forums.