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RANT: Asswipes clogging the hallways

Posted by NGReviewEater - April 17th, 2010


There are times where I just WANT to kill 10 people in the school.

BECAUSE THOSE 10 PEOPLE GROUP UP AND CLOG THE HALLWAY WITH THEIR BULLSHIT DISCUSSION.

Like REALLY? There is something called "standing outside of the hallway" that some dumbfucks can't understand. Like half the time like 20 girls huddle up in the middle of the hallway, thus blocking everyone else from getting to where they should go. ALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEIR SHIT.

It's like cholesterol building up in your vessels; a PAIN in the FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Not only that, but occasionally I see a boyfriend and girlfriend just walking like a snail; taking 1 step per TWO seconds and expressing their love (occasionally exchanging a kiss). Now I don't have a problem with that, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T WALK SLOW AS SHIT. That's right, they just walk real slow so that getting across 1 meter (3.3 feet) will take 30 seconds when it would normally take like 6 for normal walking speed. And to make it worse, they will stop and just hug each other. WTF?????? Now if they walk at normal speed and do their crap; I wouldn't have a problem. But like 19 out of 20 times they walk real slow, and are as bad, if not worse, than the boys/girls (mainly girls) that huddle in the middle of the hallway. It's like having a slow ass driver driving 30 miles below the speed limit in a single lane road; you can't overtake him, and you can lose your tolerance.

Next time I see people doing shit like this I'm going to pierce straight through and break apart their group/couple. And this will not be the first time I will do this, nor will it be the last. Time to discipline these punks into getting their sorry asses into their classes instead of their socializing bullshit.

I can do extreme crap IRL as well as in Newgrounds too.

Discuss this bullshit.


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dude.... it happens all the time at my school but u dont see me complainig about it :I

Yeah well I like complaining.

At least I will never complain about it again.

i hate that too but i keep it to myself. the only time i will complain is if there stand RIGHT in front of the door and i can't get in or out.

Well that also sucks too.

Like 10 separate people did that to me and thought I was full of shit (thinking that they got me trapped). However I charged at them at top speed, and now they have learned to never block the door again if I'm in the room.

if i Did that at my school the priniple would say: how dare you charge those poor students. blah blah and some other shit i REALLY don't care about.

He would here too.

But the principal stays in the main office, so the chances of that happening is like 0.

my princable moves around the schools so you could do something and she would be there. it sucks. the higest number of friends in one group in my schools is about 8.

Wow that really sucks. I rarely see my principal (especially in the 2nd floor). Last year he saw me dashing down the hallways, and I never got busted. He's that awesome!

I have no idea how many friends I have; I never actually kept count. 3 BEST friends; and the rest are just friends...

you lucky bastard i wish my princable was like that! my school has a 2nd floor but she seems to be up there ALOT.

she's so sritct that if you were caught running down the hallways she'd give you lunch detention for about 1 week. she's a fucking bitch.

Wow... we have complete opposite principals!

Ouch; I sure as hell wouldn't dare to stride let alone run then!

Wait until high school where lunch detentions won't mean jack shit and getting away with small offenses like running down the hallway is a lot easier.

In my school, that's all the black people.

Wow... in here it's the same (except it's ALMOST all the black people and ALMOST all the girls).

Sometimes I want them to die in a painful death. This is selfishness to the max.