Here are some fun statistics about the guide:

Purpose: To improve & clean up NG and inform new users
Length: Estimated 70,000 news posts
Number of blank posts:
Number of interactive posts:
Average Spamming Rate: 18-30 news posts/day
Estimated Time Length: 9.9315 years
Amount of time spent on NG per day: 8-14 hours
Year the guide should be finished: 2020
Number of guides: 2
Number of guide destructions: 1
Number of guide experimental accounts: 2
Total File Size: About 40 GB
Number of haters: 5+
Number of neutrals: 2
Number of supporters: 11
Production Ststus: Active

Haters:

Malachy
Sheizenhammer
Fro
Chdonga
V-K

...and more I can't think of.

Neutral:

WadeFulp
Lizzardis

Supporters/helpers:

icefire23
WeirdAltThe3rd
ManlyMan97
Stickman91
Boss
Balazeal
TurtleKirby101
chillbro
Basset
Spaintendo
ilikeblamingcrap

If you think I missed someone or you should be in the list, let me know.