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The Newgrounds Review Destroyer @NGReviewEater

Age 29, Male

Eating Reviews

Pennsylvania

Joined on 7/20/09

Level:
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Exp Rank:
16,537
Vote Power:
5.97 votes
Rank:
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Global Rank:
33,804
Blams:
21
Saves:
259
B/P Bonus:
4%
Whistle:
Gold

NGReviewEater's News

Posted by NGReviewEater - April 10th, 2010


And here are the results:

Spaintendo = 141
TurtleKirby101 = 20
ILBC = 10
Chdonga = 6

OVERDRIVE ASSISTANCE:

ilikeblamingcrap = 10 (16.66%)
Spaintendo = 10 (16.66%)
NGRE/SMBS = 40 (66.66%)

And the verdicts of the experiment are:

177 PMs with 106% full inbox
170 PMs with 100% full inbox
230 PMs with 133% full inbox

Thank you all who contributed! Now we're making real progress!

Our next experiment is:

1. The characters "&" filled up in subject & body
2. Any letter from "A-Z" or numbers from "0-9" flooding the body. NO SPECIAL SYMBOLS ALLOWED.
3. Flood the body with the < symbol (like "<<<<<<<<<<<<")

4. Flood the body with the > symbol (like ">>>>>>>>>>>>")
5. Flood the body with the " symbol (like """""""""""""""" )
6. All characters aligned to the left (the & symbol)
7. All characters aligned to the left (any numbers 0-9 or letters A-Z)
8. Words separated with gaps (like "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM")
9. A single dot as the subject and body message
10. A simple sentence

START SPAMMING NAO!

http://www.newgrounds.com/pm/send/veno mpwns

The Third Experiment is OVER!!!!!!!


Posted by NGReviewEater - April 8th, 2010


I made myself look like an ass:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/newgroun ds-guide-chat

NGSuperMarioBS = SuperMarioBrosS / NGReviewEater
Spaintendo = Spaintendo
DeathofghostsNG = deathofghosts

4:30 NGSuperMarioBS: Cuantos anos tienes?
4:30 Spaintendo: 1
4:30 NGSuperMarioBS: Very funny
4:30 Spaintendo: That ñ means a lot
4:30 DeathofghostsNG: ...you a one year old 11th grader...
4:30 Spaintendo: Nope
4:30 NGSuperMarioBS: Yes I know, and I don't have it here
4:30 Spaintendo: I haev 1 anus
4:30 NGSuperMarioBS: ?????????????
[FAIL MOMENT BEGINS]
4:30 DeathofghostsNG: how many anuses do you have
4:31 DeathofghostsNG: lollollol
4:31 Spaintendo: SMBS just asked that
4:31 NGSuperMarioBS: Wait what?
4:31 NGSuperMarioBS: Oh yeah now I remember
4:31 Spaintendo: Anos = anus
4:31 NGSuperMarioBS: anos = anus
[<--------FAIL]
4:31 DeathofghostsNG: anos means anus man...
4:31 Spaintendo: anuses
4:31 NGSuperMarioBS: Without the tilde
4:31 DeathofghostsNG: ^^
4:31 NGSuperMarioBS: But goddamnit you knew what I meant
4:31 DeathofghostsNG: but what is your age spain

Can you believe just ONE small mark can change a word's meaning entirely?

Also I am falling behind on my NG crap since I have been flooded with 5 school tests, so I only do blank posting for now, and will catch up on everything this weekend (mainly the abuse post).


Posted by NGReviewEater - April 7th, 2010


If we combine every single person's skills in the world and merge them into one human being, will we get the perfect human being or not?

So we would get a person who's #1 in Basketball, Tennis, Soccer, Football, Science, Math, etc, etc. Would that person be considered "perfect"?


Posted by NGReviewEater - April 6th, 2010



Posted by NGReviewEater - April 4th, 2010


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/newgroun ds-guide-chat

Also on ilikeblamingcrap's page too.

And that was so fucking unexpected it isn't even funny.

8:53 DeathofghostsNG: OH HAI GEUST!
8:53 Newgrouder: Think its spain?
8:53 NGSuperMarioBS: Dunno
8:53 DeathofghostsNG: maybe...
8:53 Newgrouder: If so HAI SPAIN!
8:53 MalachyNG: hello newgrouder
8:53 Newgrouder: WTF?
8:53 BassetNg: D:
8:53 NGSuperMarioBS: WTF
8:53 BassetNg: eh??
8:54 DeathofghostsNG: OH SHIT OH FUCK
8:54 NGSuperMarioBS: FFFFFFFF
8:54 DeathofghostsNG: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
8:54 BassetNg: isn't that...
8:54 NGSuperMarioBS: DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE
8:54 DeathofghostsNG: SYNTAX ERROR!!!
8:54 BassetNg: oh teh noes
8:54 NGSuperMarioBS: DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:54 Newgrouder: GUYS THIS IS NO TIME TO BE DRAMATIC!
8:55 Newgrouder: This is sirious!
8:55 MalachyNG: what are you all doing
8:55 Newgrouder: Your mom.
8:55 Newgrouder: In the ass.
8:55 DeathofghostsNG: how did you find us?!?!?!!?
8:55 Newgrouder: I also killed your dad
8:55 MalachyNG: :'-(
8:55 MalachyNG: i stalked ngrevieweaters' posts
8:55 DeathofghostsNG: should i kick him!?!?!
8:55 Newgrouder: Get this faggot outa here!
8:55 BassetNg: dude, gtfo
8:55 NGSuperMarioBS: GHOSTS KICK HIM DAMNIT
8:55 DeathofghostsNG: kicked
8:56 Newgrouder: So any ways....
8:56 NGSuperMarioBS: Good riddance
8:56 DeathofghostsNG: this was your fault mario
8:56 Newgrouder: In the story you should add another charecter,
8:56 NGSuperMarioBS: MY FAULT?
8:56 NGSuperMarioBS: WTF
8:56 Newgrouder: Just some random one.
8:56 DeathofghostsNG: yeah...but who...maybe spain?
8:56 Newgrouder: GUYS.
8:56 Newgrouder: Lets just get back the story!
8:56 Newgrouder: No arguing.
8:56 Newgrouder: It's over.
8:56 DeathofghostsNG: you linked the chat to your post
8:56 BassetNg: ok I've got the cave at 40%
8:56 Newgrouder: STOP.
8:56 DeathofghostsNG: okokok...
8:57 NGSuperMarioBS: Yeah so?
8:57 DeathofghostsNG: good basset...post the progress
8:57 NGSuperMarioBS: I want more people in
8:57 DeathofghostsNG: on your DG
8:57 MalachyNG: muahahahahaha you can't get rid of me supermariobross
8:57 Newgrouder: WTF?
8:57 DeathofghostsNG: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCC CKKKK
8:57 Newgrouder: Get out FAGGOT!
8:57 NGSuperMarioBS: FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
8:57 Newgrouder: Ban him!

8:57 MalachyNG: spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspams pamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspa mspamspamspam spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspams pamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspa mspamspamspam

8:58 MalachyNG: spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspams pamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspa mspamspamspam spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspams pamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspa mspamspamspam

8:58 DeathofghostsNG: BAN?!?!? CAN I GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN POWER?!?1
8:58 MalachyNG: muahahahahahahahaha
8:58 Newgrouder: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
8:58 BassetNg: do we ban him?
8:58 Newgrouder: YES
8:58 DeathofghostsNG: BANNED!!
8:58 NGSuperMarioBS: DO IT DAMNIT
8:58 Newgrouder: HA!
8:58 Newgrouder: Happy easter BITCH!
8:58 DeathofghostsNG: MUHAHAHAH
8:59 NGSuperMarioBS: Hah
8:59 Newgrouder: Yeah?
8:59 RealMalachyNG: you fuckers can't get rid of me
8:59 DeathofghostsNG: so...anyway...
8:59 DeathofghostsNG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...is that the real one?!?!?!
8:59 NGSuperMarioBS: WTF OH SHIT
9:00 BassetNg: the bastard made 2 accounts?
9:00 DeathofghostsNG: yeah!!
9:00 NGSuperMarioBS: DUDES WHAT THE HELL?

9:00 RealMalachyNG: bastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbasta rdsbastardsba stardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbastard sbastardsbast ardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsb astardsbastar dsbastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbas tardsbastards

9:00 DeathofghostsNG: FUCK! FUUUUCCCKKK!

9:00 RealMalachyNG: bastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbasta rdsbastardsba stardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbastard sbastardsbast ardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsb astardsbastar dsbastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbas tardsbastards

9:00 RealMalachyNG: bastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsbasta rdsbastardsba stardsbastards

9:00 NGSuperMarioBS: BAN HIM DAMNIT
9:00 DeathofghostsNG: FUCK YOUR ASS YOU EVIL DEMON MALA
9:00 DeathofghostsNG: BANNED!
9:00 NGSuperMarioBS: AND THIS CUNT WILL BE GONE

Good fucking riddance.


Posted by NGReviewEater - April 3rd, 2010


I'm now seeing so many people that are like wanting a deity whistle so much that it's disgusting me to an unmeasurable degree (so is the BBS, but anyway). And when each of them get the whistle they wanted they just stop flagging and go boosting their B/P or BBS post count. The statwhoring is like fucking cancer; it's killing me and I think it's logical to say it is killing NG.

How many people stop at deity? I bet that's 99% of the users in this site. So far I can think of 1 2 3 4 5 (maybe 6) people who don't care about the whistle; they flag beyond the deity and keep going strong with no signs of stopping. However that's only a small fraction of the 1% of the user base who don't care about the whistle; they still continue flagging. And to make it more disgusting, so many news posts that link to abusive reviews (1 2 3 4) are only encouraging this activity where people help others who don't give two fucking shits about the site get deity. About 98% of the fucking user base deserve their deity whistles stripped and turned into fucking garbage.

Explain this then.

While I look like a hypocrite criticizing news posts about abusive reviews while I actually have one, I still think mine's more legit for (A) it's part of the Newgrounds Guide, (B) there is an abusive review guide accompanied by it, and (C) it's a training session for people who want to know what to flag and what NOT to flag. It's not a "GET A DEITY WHISTLE HERE" post. So far those who left the post are (A) people who gave up on flagging, (B) people who left NG, or (C) people who decided that they can flag by themselves (the post has done its job for those people). Keven11Twenty7 learned how to properly flag reviews due to that post (well it was Part 10 but it was deleted by Wade by accident so meh). Not one has decided to leave and take their shiny whistle; and never using it again.

STOP FLAGGING AT DEITY. Just fucking keep going damnit. Even if it's flagging like 3 reviews a day, that's absolutely better than 0. You don't have to flag like 20 like I do, but at least USE THAT FUCKING POWER OF THE DEITY WHISTLE. IT'S JUST A FUCKING WASTE OF POWER JUST SITTING THERE POINTLESSLY.

If this post at least makes one statwhore reconsider and start flagging some reviews, this post has fulfilled this purpose.

I'm strongly hoping that the administrators will tighten up the whistle levels so hard that the level it takes to deity is the level it takes to get to bronze. It was better when there was one deity user in 2003 (ramagi) and it always will motivate people to flag abuse and gets some clean up done.

Along with that there needs to be a feature where people's whistle points slowly drop after no use of the whistle. If you're not using the whistle, what's the fucking point of even having one? You mind as well have the fucking garbage to show how much of a stupid reporter/useless piece of shit you truly are. Somewhat like the EXP feature in 2001-2004 (?) where if you don't fucking deposit but the #1 EXP person does you fall down a level.

The purpose of the whistle is to keep the site fucking clean, not make it a fucking "LOL LOOK AT MY SHINY WHISTLE BITCHES" bragging thing.

And this only applies to those who are flagging just for whistle points/deity whistle. Those who flag beyond deity or are flagging just to get rid of abuse, you're in the clear.

Fuck all you statwhores.

TL;DR (Can't believe you people need this shit) Stop being a selfish piece of shit and keep flagging abuse after getting the deity whistle god fucking damnit. Is it too hard? If so, go die in a fire.


Posted by NGReviewEater - April 2nd, 2010


Spam experiment results will come tomorrow.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/ef 476a7a2ce435b7f98578637572197a

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I have no comments.

For the full length, download this zip file and open the post yourself:

http://supermariobross.angelfire.com/B iggest_Spam_Post_Ever.zip

WARNING: Loading of news post may cause computer to crash. Save all important work if you choose to open the news post.

Server Space wasted: 26 MB (about 30-40 flashes' worth of server space)


Posted by NGReviewEater - April 1st, 2010


As a prank for today NGRE has no access to a computer.

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Posted by NGReviewEater - March 31st, 2010


Remember tomorrow is April Fools day, so in case some stupid shit happens to Newgrounds as an April Fools prank, go here:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/newgroun ds-guide-chat

Sign up for an account if you don't have one, and we'll chat for the whole time.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 31st, 2010


And look how much of an idiot he was.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/newgroun ds-guide-chat

To join the fun, sign up for a free account on Ustream and join us!

Newgrouder = ilikeblamingcrap
deathofghostsNG = deathofghosts
NGSuperMarioBS = SuperMarioBrosS / NGReviewEater

Crap begins NOW:

2:26 Newgrouder: why wont you play allong?
2:26 NGSuperMarioBS: They out
2:26 Newgrouder: You make me sad
2:26 NGSuperMarioBS: *put
2:26 NGSuperMarioBS: Some logs
2:26 NGSuperMarioBS: IN FRONT OF OUR DRIVEWAY
2:26 Newgrouder: WHO?
2:26 NGSuperMarioBS: Like WTF now it's easy to crash into them
2:27 NGSuperMarioBS: BRB getting pic for you to see
2:27 Newgrouder: Wait no!
2:27 Newgrouder: Don't leave me.
2:27 Newgrouder: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW
2:27 Newgrouder: T.T
2:28 NGSuperMarioBS: Dude
2:28 NGSuperMarioBS: It's only 40 seconds
2:28 NGSuperMarioBS: Wow you do have little patience
2:29 Newgrouder: I'm kidding.
2:29 Newgrouder: Also do you have like OCD or something?
2:30 Newgrouder: Cause you seem count the seconds of everything you do
2:30 NGSuperMarioBS: No
2:30 NGSuperMarioBS: I guess
2:30 NGSuperMarioBS: How much time it took/will take
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: Also picture http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/19 d0e1f025f8dc015677c790a3f8ec2a
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: YES the mail man came at that time; shut up
2:31 Newgrouder: THOSE
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: ?
2:31 Newgrouder: LITTLE
2:31 DeathofghostsNG: hello
2:31 Newgrouder: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: HAHAHAHAHA
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: Hi Ghosts
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: We're talking about some bastards
2:31 Newgrouder: Hey ghosts!
2:31 DeathofghostsNG: whats with the pic?
2:31 NGSuperMarioBS: Who placed logs in front of my DRIVEWAY!!!!
2:32 Newgrouder: SOME FUCK MESSED WITH HIS DRIVEWAY.
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: I'm like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
2:32 Newgrouder: HOW DARE THEY.
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: Now taking out the car is harder
2:32 DeathofghostsNG: sucks
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: Also they parked their trucks on the other end of the driveway
2:32 Newgrouder: I HATE THEM FOR YOU.
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: So it's even HARDER
2:32 DeathofghostsNG: i fell sad for the tree
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: THANK YOU
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: Yeah so do I
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: But it was a dead tree
2:32 Newgrouder: KILL THEM
2:32 DeathofghostsNG: i love nature
2:32 NGSuperMarioBS: It's not really a tree
2:33 NGSuperMarioBS: Just a piece of trunk that stood up
2:33 NGSuperMarioBS: No leaves
2:33 Newgrouder: kILL THEM FOR KILLING TREES AND FFUUCCKKING UP YOUR DRIVE WAY.
2:33 NGSuperMarioBS: I wish
2:33 NGSuperMarioBS: BRB getting another pic
2:33 Newgrouder: K done with CAPS.
2:33 DeathofghostsNG: ...well no mater...anyways i have 5 days of free time now
2:33 Newgrouder: YAAAY.
2:33 NGSuperMarioBS: Excellent!
2:33 Newgrouder: I shall soon!
2:33 Newgrouder: Can't wait!
2:33 DeathofghostsNG: woo who!!
2:34 Newgrouder: We can chat all day AND I may meet your other friend.
2:34 Newgrouder: Since I still don't know him
2:34 Newgrouder: Or her.
2:34 Newgrouder: You never know on the internet.
2:34 NGSuperMarioBS: Wait who?
2:34 DeathofghostsNG: all people who are on here are mostlikely male
2:34 DeathofghostsNG: basset
2:35 NGSuperMarioBS: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/34 895d8cf68ac9833f1141fea7e40b11
2:35 NGSuperMarioBS: Trucks BLOCKING OUR MAIL BOX
2:35 DeathofghostsNG: ...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
2:35 Newgrouder: I HATE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
2:35 Newgrouder: KILL THE NOW OR I WILL.
2:35 Newgrouder: I'M SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
2:35 NGSuperMarioBS: Also here's the whole opening
2:35 NGSuperMarioBS: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3e d2d9ec46d168ad8e0f28accc869f09
2:35 Newgrouder: <censored> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
2:36 NGSuperMarioBS: Notice how we have a limited path of taking the car out
2:36 NGSuperMarioBS: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
2:36 Newgrouder: AAARGH
2:36 DeathofghostsNG: nice driveway
2:36 Newgrouder: Post this peace of chat on NG lol
2:36 NGSuperMarioBS: Why?

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