As reported by SuperMarioBrosS & NGReviewEater:

Alright guys here's the real truth. I am indeed SMBS; the user who is spewing over 30 news posts per day. I created this account because I wanted to reserve the name, in case if someone "accidentally" steals it.

However I decided to go beyond that, and go to the BBS. One of the BBS guides in my outline presents a problem; a guide on how a noob can enter the BBS and how the environment is (and how to avoid being flamed and that crap). It fits me since I didn't post for 9 months, but nevertheless I did it for that and kept a little journal entry on my "research" so that I can write the guides.

After 3 days liljim already discovered who I am and now the truth is exposed in this thread. I wanted to keep my identity sealed so that I will be treated as if I'm a newfag (and therefore jot down notes and tips), but now that's impossible. The journal ends right here.

Damnit liljim; you HAD to screw my plan didn't you?

The complete journal entry will be posted here tomorrow at 3/30/10.

As for this account... there's not much to do with it. Maybe I can continue being a newfag with it, and continue posting (and continue my research). Or I can immediately abandon it or whatever (or use its Dumping Grounds).

Anyway here comes down the final task to complete.

As I said before the sole purpose was to reserve the name so that it can't be stolen. So if you are Tom, Wade, or any other admin that can delete accounts and change names (I think that's all admins), TERMINATE this account, and change SuperMarioBrosS' name (NOT NGReviewEater; leave that name alone) into The-Newgrounds-Guide. It makes a lot of sense since the SuperMarioBrosS account holds the Newgrounds Guide, and therefore the name will perfectly fit. "SuperMarioBrosS" doesn't tell the users "I HAVE A NEWGROUNDS GUIDE", nor am I a Mario fan or whatever.

So once again, if you are an admin, FIRST terminate the BBS posts (so that a bunch of <deleted> won't appear), then terminate the account, and finally change SuperMarioBrosS' name to The-Newgrounds-Guide (exactly what this account's user name is).

Thank you for your time.

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Post #68 will end this spamming spree.

On second thought make that post #100. Some guides I'll be posting will devour a large amount of news posts.

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Post #68 will end this spamming spree.

On second thought make that post #100. Some guides I'll be posting will devour a large amount of news posts.