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The Newgrounds Review Destroyer @NGReviewEater

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Posted by NGReviewEater - December 7th, 2010


I need 1,000 posts total to finish this up http://ngrevieweater.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/544541


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 7th, 2010


I need 1,000 posts total to finish this up http://ngrevieweater.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/544541


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 7th, 2010


I need 1,000 posts total to finish this up http://ngrevieweater.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/544541


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 7th, 2010


I need to make a far far far stretch from 510 to 1,000 news posts, preferably before the redesign comes. The purpose of this is to shove the interactive guides in here, whereas the actual one (the one intended to be in SMBS) will be posted outside of Newgrounds. So thus I'm going to start spamming news posts here again, though in a shorter period of time than SMBS (SMBS was too extreme - it went on for about 5 months).

I'll definitely get a legitimate news post here and there - once a day as I usually do. Except this time it's buried under masses of crap. The spam will depend if the computer I'm using stays in the basement or is removed, so it could last from 2 hours to the whole month. In fact, I may go back to SMBS and disable this account for I said not to send PMs here and soon the user page will be useless. SMBS will then hold the actual legit news posts, while this undergoes the spam bot.

I can get a maximum of 40 posts per day and a minimum of 1 per day. IF, let's assume, I get in 40 a day and there's no admin request to stop spamming (that's the one only thing that will freeze the bot), then 490/40 = 12.25 days of spamming continuously. So either I can use the news post spam bot and get it over with in 1.5 weeks or manually spam and prolong until the end of the month. The bot actually makes 45 per day so it will be slightly less than 12 days. I prefer spamming with the bot and get it over with quickly so that the damage to the blogs section isn't too severe (you get overcrowding of the blogs section for just 12 days and then it's empty of spam posts for the rest of the year, or there can be moderate overcrowding for the rest of the year).

So yeah, I'm going to turn on the bot and attempt to make the stretch from 510 to 1,000. It's going to be tricky, but I think I can do it. I may shut down the bot temporarily for a day after crossing a 100-mine (like 600, 700, 800, etc) so that the blogs section will cool down a bit before turning it back on. Once it hits 1,000.00 (decimal added for emphasis) I will turn it off for good and will turn it back on if I need more (which I will know if I need more sometime in May 2011). There may be a margin of error such that I go over 1,000 and to 1,020, but if that happens, it's probably because I'm at school/sleeping when the count had hit 1,000.

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Unlike last time when I was a stubborn bastard at turning off the spam bot (where if people whine about it I speed up the bot even further), this time I will take all complaints into consideration and alter the plan if it annoys too many people. So if you're annoyed by me spamming too many posts in the blogs section, let me know (AGAIN send it here - do NOT send it to this account or your complaint will not be read). Bullshit bashing and immaturity will be ignored; constructive complaints will be taken into complete consideration.

And yes I can alter the speed of the bot to whatever I want - the max being around 46 a day and the minimum being 1 a day (it corresponds with the news post limit, so collision with the limit is rare).

In the future the image archive account will also be affected by the news post bot, but that is nothing to be worried about for it will be affected at around March 2011.

The bot will begin sometime around 5 PM, and with some luck end at the 19th of December.

EDIT 12/21/10 - Bot will end tomorrow or Thursday, and will officially die at Friday once SMBS reaches 100 posts. It may take an extra day or two if the bot is closed often by my dad.


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 7th, 2010


I need to make a far far far stretch from 510 to 1,000 news posts, preferably before the redesign comes. The purpose of this is to shove the interactive guides in here, whereas the actual one (the one intended to be in SMBS) will be posted outside of Newgrounds. So thus I'm going to start spamming news posts here again, though in a shorter period of time than SMBS (SMBS was too extreme - it went on for about 5 months).

I'll definitely get a legitimate news post here and there - once a day as I usually do. Except this time it's buried under masses of crap. The spam will depend if the computer I'm using stays in the basement or is removed, so it could last from 2 hours to the whole month. In fact, I may go back to SMBS and disable this account for I said not to send PMs here and soon the user page will be useless. SMBS will then hold the actual legit news posts, while this undergoes the spam bot.

I can get a maximum of 40 posts per day and a minimum of 1 per day. IF, let's assume, I get in 40 a day and there's no admin request to stop spamming (that's the one only thing that will freeze the bot), then 490/40 = 12.25 days of spamming continuously. So either I can use the news post spam bot and get it over with in 1.5 weeks or manually spam and prolong until the end of the month. The bot actually makes 45 per day so it will be slightly less than 12 days. I prefer spamming with the bot and get it over with quickly so that the damage to the blogs section isn't too severe (you get overcrowding of the blogs section for just 12 days and then it's empty of spam posts for the rest of the year, or there can be moderate overcrowding for the rest of the year).

So yeah, I'm going to turn on the bot and attempt to make the stretch from 510 to 1,000. It's going to be tricky, but I think I can do it. I may shut down the bot temporarily for a day after crossing a 100-mine (like 600, 700, 800, etc) so that the blogs section will cool down a bit before turning it back on.

-

Unlike last time when I was a stubborn bastard at turning off the spam bot (where if people whine about it I speed up the bot even further), this time I will take all complaints into consideration and alter the plan if it annoys too many people. So if you're annoyed by me spamming too many posts in the blogs section, let me know (AGAIN send it here - do NOT send it to this account or your complaint will not be read). Bullshit bashing and immaturity will be ignored; constructive complaints will be taken into complete consideration.

The bot will begin sometime around 5 PM.


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 6th, 2010


So I successfully emptied out my inbox. All messages have been deleted.

AND I WANT IT TO STAY LIKE THAT. So if you have something to send to me, send it to SuperMarioBrosS by clicking here.
DO NOT SEND THIS ACCOUNT ANY PMS. I dumped out the inbox in preparation of the incoming redesign since last time the PM system got revamped my SMBS inbox was fucked so I want to prevent that from happening again.

I WILL check SMBS periodically for new PMs, so I won't miss out on any PMs. Once the SMBS inbox is empty you can send PMs here, but until then keep it as SMBS until I dump that inbox out.

So while dumping out the inbox, I have counted how many PMs each person has sent me:

Stickman91 x 203

ilikeblamingcrap x 126

TurtleKirby101 x 72

Spaintendo x 35

Basset x 26

Shadic93 x 22

EJR x 22

deathofghosts x 16

chillbro x 14

gasattack23 x 7

tyler2513 x 6

Malachy x 4

Drawer4Everyone x 4

tornadopilot2 x 4

WeirdAlthe3rd x 3

jakenator85 x 3

CelestOrion x 3

Chdonga x 3

IceDragon23 x 2

ManlyMan97 x 2

WadeFulp x 2

This is accounting for those who sent me at least 2 PMs. Those who sent me only 1 PM are not included.

This is only for NGRE. The ones in the SMBS inbox I'm yet to count up, but it should be roughly the same.

The next order of operation is to spam the venompwns inbox, which I'll explain in more depth later.


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 5th, 2010


....and I found this stupid PM:

http://tempupload.ngfiles.com/3088520_
Idiot.png

Discuss. I mean WTF that (1) came out of nowhere and (2) is a stupid question to ask.

PROTIP: One way to find out if someone is trustworthy and responsible enough to trust your account with is to check out their BBS posts, reviews, submissions, news posts, and other available records. If the user fails in one of those departments, do not give him/her the account (but if they pass all of them, do some more further research).


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 4th, 2010


Seriously this shit is taking FOREVER.

Spam THIS inbox:

http://www.newgrounds.com/pm/send/veno mpwns

Spam MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM in the subject and in the body.

Here's how the PM sending form should look like.

Here's how the PM should look when I open it.

I'll check the inbox periodically to read them all so that the unread sending limit (10 unread PMs per account) will disappear. If you have alts, use them as well.

GO!

PMs in inbox: 72


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 3rd, 2010


I'm dumping out my PM inbox here and everytime someone sends a PM it fucks up everything and I have to redo everything over again.

Send it all here,
and disregard that news post in the user page (if you have seen it). I want no disturbance to the NGRE PM Inbox while I do some housekeeping. When I'm done with that then I will clean out SMBS' inbox. Any conversations in the NGRE/Zombicidle accounts will be transferred to SMBS.

So yeah just wanted to point that out. It's taking QUITE awhile to clean out this thing, although I dumped 53% out and am processing the remaining 47%.


Posted by NGReviewEater - December 2nd, 2010


Picture

Why the fuck does the stupid Windows 7 program only use 3 GB out of the 4 GB available?

Fuck this I want 4 GB of RAM and I want it NOW.