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The Newgrounds Review Destroyer @NGReviewEater

Age 30, Male

Eating Reviews

Pennsylvania

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Posted by NGReviewEater - March 21st, 2010


Something that doesn't even belong in wikigrounds.

I actually laughed at where it says "Alts: SuperMarioBrosS" since that's actually false. I can't say which one is the alt or which one is the main for both are constantly used each day. But seeing I stay on this one the most, this deserves the main account. On the flip side, the SMBS account gets a news post at completely random times of the day; as if someone is on it 24/7.

I also laughed at the "Self proclaimed 'Review Destroyer'" comment, for that title belongs to the SMBS account.

This is exactly what I meant by "short shitty articles" in this post.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 21st, 2010


And look what I found:

I tried banning myself


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 20th, 2010


But apparently not.

It's one thing to stalk the SMBS user page, but it's another thing to go as far as to stalking another account's user page of the same person.

Now I can think of one way to hide some of my news posts from them and at the same time allow the same people to discover them: hide them under the PGPs (Preliminary Guide Posts) in the SMBS user page. It will make transitions from one guide post to another bumpy, but will also hide all my legit posts under waves of spam.

Also it's funny to see how both of them (one being a fucking moderator) in the linked comment are so naïve.

I will literally facepalm myself if one of them links to this post in his user page.

I always thought this user page is safe from mods and BBS users


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 20th, 2010


[New Spamming Experiment]

From most priority to least priority:

1. To prevent me from looking like a hypocrite in the NG Guide
2. To get rid of the administration (ban) button so that opinionated Malachy can't [ab]use it anymore
3. To hide my ban history from the BBS moderators
4. To wipe out my entire existence on the shitty forums
5. To free up server space, and the loss of server space due to the blank posts will be compensated by the deletion of the spam I have posted on the BBS, along with my unchangeable refusal to make more posts on the BBS
6. To prevent looking like an asshole and a statwhore
7. To destroy some of the threads on the BBS
8. To fuck up some post whores' post counts that they masturbate to
9. To never see the name "SuperMarioBrosS" in yellow on the forums again
10. To get rid of the Sonic fanboyism I left behind
11. To make the SuperMarioBrosS account invincible from the BBS moderators
12. To divide Malachy's advice by -1; instead of posting more to the BBS, mind as well do the opposite and destroy the existing ones.

13. To glare at that big fat 0 next to my BBS post count, and have a smile of satisfaction that my BBS problems with the BBS users have mostly (but not fully) ended on the BBS. The one problem that has not ended (and may never end) is the one with Malachy, who decided to go as far as to tricking Wade into destroying my 2,200 news posts, thus ultimately destroying my Newgrounds Guide and months of hard work. I would have covered the entire fucking flash portal and a little bit of the audio portal by now if that jackass kept his selfish ass where it belongs: in the shitty BBS. Instead of digging his nose into a place he doesn't belong in.

Thank you Wade for deleting all my BBS posts. Now in a few years I may get this account's post history destroyed as well, thus ultimately protecting my sorry ass from the mods.

**EDIT**

WOW look at this:

13 reasons why I have destroyed my BBS posts


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 19th, 2010


The first experiment of the spamming spree is over!

And here are the results for who spammed how much:

Spaintendo = 50 (29%)
deathofghosts = 24 (14%)
TurtleKirby101 = 20 (12%)
Jakenator85 = 21 (12%)
armydanywolf = 10 (6%)
Stickman91 = 6 (4%)
NGRE + SMBS = 41 (23%)

So Spain is the top spammer of the month! Congrats you Spanish spammer!

Anyway, the storage verdict is:

171 private messages, with 100% disk space used.

Thank you to the above people for participating in the spamming spree! The information from this result will definitely be useful for the Newgrounds Guide! You all will be credited for the amount of work you have done (so participate more and you'll get more credit!) in the NG Guide.

Interesting note: I deleted one of Spaintendo's spam PMs and was able to send 10 more spam PMs to the account, despite the amount of data of 10 spam PMs being larger than Spain's 1 message. However, I deleted one of the spam PMs to see if this trick could work again, and the error message still appeared. So it is possible to go over the storage limit for a limited period of time, but eventually you will have to delete the excess to actually see a decrease in your storage bar, or else nobody can send you PMs. The final verdict is two numbers: 171 to fill the inbox to the intended limit, and 180 to overfill the inbox to the "imaginary secondary overfill limit". So to be able to receive messages, you have to delete enough messages so that the storage space goes below the "intended limit". This also isn't the first time, for the SuperMarioBrosS account had messages that could fill the storage space over 2x the given space. That was when the sent box was released, and when storage space decreased.

Our next task in the spamming spree is...

1. The characters "&" filled up in subject & body
2. Any letter from "A-Z" or numbers from "0-9" flooding the body. NO SPECIAL SYMBOLS ALLOWED.
3. Flood the body with the < symbol (like "<<<<<<<<<<<<")
4. Flood the body with the > symbol (like ">>>>>>>>>>>>")
5. Flood the body with the " symbol (like """""""""""""""" )
6. All characters aligned to the left
7. Words separated with gaps (like "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM")
8. A single dot as the subject and body message
9. A simple sentence

So now we are doing NUMBER TWO! Number 1 was italicized to represent that we're FINISHED with that.

Example of how it should look like when sending a spam PM

How it should look like when I open it.

START SPAMMING TO RACK UP YOUR CREDITS! PM me if you have hit the 10 PM limit so that I can clear them out. I only check the inbox once a day, so if you PM me I'll check it again.

http://www.newgrounds.com/pm/send/veno mpwns

Meanwhile I'll reply to comments on the previous posts. As for comments on the abuse post, for some wild ass reason I can't load the page. Maybe my computer is being an ass to me.

The First Experiment is OVER!!!


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 18th, 2010


ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 1 day. You have 8 hours, 42 minutes and 21 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Bumping old threads with "review" in the title. - Zerok

Please read the BBS rules.

This ban expires: 3/19/09

This ban is officially 1 year old.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 17th, 2010


And how to use the mods' laziness to delete and ban shit to your advantage.

I know the mods aren't going to clean up this bullshit, but whatever. I'm not going to bother contacting any of them, for I know I'll get a bullshit reply such as "I'll mod it when I feel like it" or no reply and no administration at all. Let's see what happens, but I know I'm right. To see if I'm right, go to the BBS search bar, select "Author" instead of "Topic", enter the poster's user name (user name listed in picture), and search within posts made in 3/16/10 for the +1 post.

Not like Newgrounds gives a fucking shit if you "don't feel like you want to mod it". You do the fucking work if you have to do when given to you, or resign your fucking useless position as a moderator. Ignorant jackasses. A flagging system will definitely discipline these lazy pricks like how the review moderators are disciplined (or else they would be in a fucking mess like the BBS mods are).

Wade needs to spank some of the moderators and get them TO FOCUS. Shit slips through the cracks 3 out of 5 times, and honestly, those that do slip never get trashed at the long run.

Also half of this guy's BBS posts deserve to be destroyed.

To the serious users, yes these posts below are indeed against the rules for they promote bandwagon jumping, +1 spam, no conversation value, name calling/insults, and, to a degree, backseat modding.

Also, I bet the moderators are going to play with me and immediately delete this crap to make me look like an ass.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 16th, 2010


Find the element in this picture below that makes it deserve the post title.

RAPE


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 15th, 2010


This piece of shit is so disgusting that it actually offends Newgrounds.

Talk about shitty & pointless articles about shitty BBS users, poor information quality, lack of proper details, pointless articles about mods, pointless articles about artists/flash series, etc. About 200 articles of shit can be torn down, and the quality would actually improve. There's no in-depth explanation of the BBS rules unlike my Part 18, 19 and 20, no mention of the review guidelines unlike my Part 3 (there are no links to those parts so that if Wikigrounds users read this they can't steal shit off my guide and claim it as their fucking own), and a lot more. A lot of the articles are very short and boring too. Lots of missing details.

The most pathetic part is how individual BBS users and mods get their own articles. Who gives a fucking shit about a stupid BBS user anyway? The fucking focus should be to the site features and rules/guidelines (along with NG history), not the goddamn user base. It's all useless information. For someone who's new they are going to find all that information to be fucking garbage.

Shit loads of disorganization. And to think it's run by like 50 people... wow...

Wikigrounds is full of shit. Don't bother going in there, unless you're looking at the BBS section (which, since all the wikiground users post to the BBS and I don't, they are likely to know a little more than I do than the BBS). IMO, I would trust the new official Newgrounds Wiki than the shitty fan-made one.

Shit > Gold

Once the NG Guide is in full horse power (too bad it's just a baby now), it's going to beat the living fucking shit out of the wiki for sure, and make it look like useless trash on the floor. Mark my words.


Posted by NGReviewEater - March 15th, 2010


Let me know if you ever see in General the front page that doesn't have any of the two angry faces.

Jesus Christ the BBS is always Angry